- Britain: Excuse Me
- Netherlands: Excuseer me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
- Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Don’t be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting (via feellng)
oh my god I’m gonna pee
Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?
Life goes on, strange isn’t it?
Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.
This is truly a work out art, props to whoever created this
know where to stand
if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.
if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.
but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.
Yet I bet these feminists would have no problem with raising the minimum wage for women only, leaving men unable to feed or shelter themselves. Because feminists are trash.
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents